This is such an awesome picture. I mean - his hair!
no spaghetti straps- BOYS WILL BE DISTRACTED!!
no tight pants- BOYS CAN’T FOCUS!
no shorts- BOYS WON’T BE ABLE TO LEARRRRRRN!
Jesus christ if a woman’s body is so fucking distracting maybe we need to figure out a way to teach boys to focus in the face of- gasp- exposed skin!
how i felt about being kicked out of the gym for wearing a crop top.